NOOB
COIN
The meme coin for people who have absolutely no idea what they're doing. Which is everyone. You're welcome.
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Lore, kind of
Everyone starts as a noob.
Every degen, whale and "alpha caller" once fumbled a seed phrase, paid $40 in gas to move $12, and asked what a liquidity pool was. Noob Coin is the coin that admits it.
No VCs, no insiders, no fake genius. Just a confused little coin in a propeller hat and a community of people learning out loud. We are not early. We are not late. We are lost, and that's the vibe.
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Community
0
Clue
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Respawns
Built on Solana
Noobonomics
Total supply
1,000,000,000
$NOOB tokens
Buy / sell tax
0%
Noobs pay enough already
Liquidity
Burned
Nobody can rug it
Mint authority
Revoked
No more ever printed
Tutorial level
How to buy
- 1
Get a wallet
Download Phantom or any Solana wallet. Write your seed phrase on paper. Not a screenshot. Not a tweet.
- 2
Grab some SOL
Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet. Send a tiny test amount first, like a pro noob.
- 3
Swap for $NOOB
Head to a DEX like Jupiter or Raydium, paste the official contract address from this page, and swap.
- 4
Welcome, noob
Join the community, post your worst trade, and wear the propeller hat with pride.
Only trust the contract address shown on this page. Real noobs get scammed once; legendary noobs never.
Quest log
Roadmap
Phase 1
Spawn in
- Launch $NOOB
- Website (this one)
- Accidentally tweet the wrong ticker
Phase 2
Die to the tutorial boss
- 1,000 holders
- CoinGecko & CMC listings
- Meme contest for the noob army
Phase 3
Respawn stronger
- 10,000 holders
- Noob merch drop
- Find out what a roadmap is
Phase 4
Still a noob, but rich
- Moon (direction unclear)
- Teach the next generation of noobs
- ???
Noob questions